I'd make my kid watch Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. The best Western Trilogy ever created. I'd explain all the subtext and how the scores for these films might be the best ever orchestrated. I'd admonish him to watch Clint Eastwood very closely. My child will be a mini-Clint Eastwood. That's not weird, is it?