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ilikebirds Jan 9, 2003

all i know is that i want a heirem.

forrestina Jan 9, 2003

silly ty everyone knows that!

ilikebirds Jan 10, 2003

act now and you can be number 2 !

ok4now Jan 10, 2003

who's #1? 

punkprincess Jan 10, 2003

dave llanos silly!

legiapol Jan 13, 2003

did someone call my name? im taking time off from work to be here so i should stay on here. stop talking behind my back.=)

legiapol Jan 13, 2003

actually we should make a jw version of these shows, cause man i cant get a woman for the life of me. im 22 and never been within 2 feet of a girl. if thats not pathetic, i dont know what is. (thai...

ok4now Jan 13, 2003

yeah we can do it like that "joe millionaire" show. except we'll tell the girls up front: 'he's a pioneer, and he's got NO MONEY, and his job's going nowhere'. how many will stick around for round ...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i bet if he's a pioneer he wears the same suit every day

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i've heard the tip that if you can't afford drycleaning just turn it inside out and spray it with deoderant or something

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ·

i do that. except i cant afford a shower so i spray the inside of my clothes with air freshner

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

or you could just pull a Seinfeld and pretend you're married to get a discount at the cleaners

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