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ilikebirds Jan 9, 2003

all i know is that i want a heirem.

forrestina Jan 9, 2003

silly ty everyone knows that!

ilikebirds Jan 10, 2003

act now and you can be number 2 !

ok4now Jan 10, 2003

who's #1? 

punkprincess Jan 10, 2003

dave llanos silly!

legiapol Jan 13, 2003

did someone call my name? im taking time off from work to be here so i should stay on here. stop talking behind my back.=)

legiapol Jan 13, 2003

actually we should make a jw version of these shows, cause man i cant get a woman for the life of me. im 22 and never been within 2 feet of a girl. if thats not pathetic, i dont know what is. (thai...

ok4now Jan 13, 2003

yeah we can do it like that "joe millionaire" show. except we'll tell the girls up front: 'he's a pioneer, and he's got NO MONEY, and his job's going nowhere'. how many will stick around for round ...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i bet if he's a pioneer he wears the same suit every day

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i've heard the tip that if you can't afford drycleaning just turn it inside out and spray it with deoderant or something

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

i do that. except i cant afford a shower so i spray the inside of my clothes with air freshner

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

or you could just pull a Seinfeld and pretend you're married to get a discount at the cleaners

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