hmmm dont get me wrong that would be cool and all but shouldn't you love you're wife just the way she is. listen to billy joel-he knows what he's talkin about. besides if she's a good wife she'll...

yea but this is purely fantasical . come on ! like if i was an elf on middle earth and like there was a shape shifting race.

no see tina, what thai was saying is that we love our wives for who they are on the inside, the inner person. the outside doesnt matter. so just to prove we love them for their personalities, u can...

forestina isnt "tina" it isnt me.. IM tina, forestina is foreste.... ugh i knew that was going to happen

ugh sorry it's been my nickname for ages---announcement: my name is Forreste. and no the last name isn't Gump.

i knew that .

i know you know that...it was a public service announcement for those that get us confused

= P

i'd say forreste is a lot crazier than tina.

im craaazy like a fox

i am a fox. truth be told.

i believe the correct expression is stone fox.

what does THAT mean, bucko!

it's an expression from the 70s---it means you're hot, but this is only supposed to be about women...let it be known that i'm not calling you hot--i'm merely expanding your urban vocabulary. use f...

oh man i can not BELIEVE how much you want me. back, woman! back, I say!

if that makes you feel good about yourself-keep telling yourself that hon.

how come this line of reasoning always works for cerrato???

ummm id say you have to ask cerrato on that one cus im not him.