Yo The coolest thing ever.
by Guys back me up on this one. I just thought of the worlds coolest thing.
Imagine this. A wife that is shape shifter. She can turn into anyone you want. That'd be sooooo cooooool.
Like you can have relations with practically anyone in the world. And technically it's not cheating because deep down she's still your wife. She just looks , talks , and acts like the other person. Interesting. Think of the possibilities.
Like Mystique from X-MEN. man... that'd be sooo cool. Girls.. one of you has to get a genetic defect that allows you to change into anything you want. like not only animate objects like people.. but like if i want to drive a bentley azure. you can change into one of those too. that'd be amazing. like a transformer , shape shifting wife. i can ride my wife. and we can talk through the radio. if i'm in the mood to talk.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i love how u come up with this junk
hmmm dont get me wrong that would be cool and all but shouldn't you love you're wife just the way she is. listen to billy joel-he knows what he's talkin about. besides if she's a good wife she'll be everything.
yea but this is purely fantasical . come on ! like if i was an elf on middle earth and like there was a shape shifting race.
no see tina, what thai was saying is that we love our wives for who they are on the inside, the inner person. the outside doesnt matter. so just to prove we love them for their personalities, u can change in to anyone of our choice and we will still love you. correct me if im wrong=)
man.. why didn't i think of that . daves got that right. see me and him are all about the personalities. geez.
forestina isnt "tina" it isnt me.. IM tina, forestina is foreste.... ugh i knew that was going to happen
ugh sorry it's been my nickname for ages---announcement: my name is Forreste. and no the last name isn't Gump.
i knew that .
i know you know that...it was a public service announcement for those that get us confused
= P
i'd say forreste is a lot crazier than tina.
im craaazy like a fox
i am a fox. truth be told.
i believe the correct expression is stone fox.
what does THAT mean, bucko!
it's an expression from the 70s---it means you're hot, but this is only supposed to be about women...let it be known that i'm not calling you hot--i'm merely expanding your urban vocabulary. use fox or stone fox for women not men, dear.
oh man i can not BELIEVE how much you want me. back, woman! back, I say!
if that makes you feel good about yourself-keep telling yourself that hon.
how come this line of reasoning always works for cerrato???
ummm id say you have to ask cerrato on that one cus im not him.
you want dan ? interesting. i dont think he'd know what to do with you either. truth be told.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
how did this turn into me wanting dan?---maybe i shouldn't correct people anymore...
hissssssssssssssssss ::cat hissing noise::
dan u can tell she obviously wants you
man, i could totally tell she was vibin me. (as vince vaughn would say)
hah yeah that's why i sat so far away from you at my dinner party so i wouldn't make my secret passion obvious. *rolls eyes*
REAAAALLLLLY? mannnnnnnn. good thing there was all that space. i gotta stay pure.
once again, i have to say. dan you wouldn't know what to do with her. she's a special one. right ?
hmmmm is it me who likes dan or someone else who likes me?
haha no i wouldn't know what to do with you either. and if i dont.. dan sure doesn't. hahaha
am all of a sudden like too much woman to handle or something? high maintenance? what is it?
too cool for a normal man
okay you can stop feeding my ego now ;)
i just wanted to comment to see how far to the right of the border i can get my message. forreste remember me?=P
yes i remember you hon---does my comment get even closer to the right??
sorry, i win. you cant get any closer to the edge than me.
you win this time until we meet again...
there's no need for all of this. clearly a flaw in ian's work.
exactly. thats it. ian is fired. lets find a new home everybody. lets pack up and leave before he gets back!
i need you i want you oh baby oh baby
thats katies fav line from 10 things i hate about you... " am i that transparent...."
I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
I think you can in Europe
I don't mean to burst you bubble, but a fox is a male fox. A female fox is technically a Vixen.
I don't mean to burst your bubble, but a fox is a male fox. A female fox is technically a Vixen.
billy joel got divorced with his wife, so much for that
HAHA forgot about that....very true my friend
yeah and his wife was HOTTTTTTTTT. christie brinkley. love that. oh yes.
uptown girl she's been livin in her uptown world
yea she's hott if you like that sorta thing... you know.. women.
twice, i think
so...?........... i dont get it
she'd have to be a shape shifter to marry you!
i dont get it ? you love me ?
i think you got this from smallville last night.
didn't see it. i will see it sunday. or download it friday. i have my meeting tuesday nights. plus afterwards i had an urge for sushi . so i did that. and then i went of tina faces house.
it cpmes on on sunday too...that's good news for me
bang on dan-i agree
you know what i think.... i think your wife would only be able to morph her face, because she would have no way of knowing what your request of the night looks like without clothes. and that would be weird, because just her face would change and what if the other person has a bigger or smaller head? she could end up looking like she has shrunken head syndrome or elephant head syndrome
ok NO. you thought way to much about this. geez. she can guess. man... she can guess. geez. leave me alone. she can morph into what i like anyway . it doesn't matter. geez.
well then she'd need to power to read minds, that way she can correctly morph into an accurate representation of the lady above and below the neck haha
yeah shrunken head syndrome is killer. like trying to deal with verizon wireless's crappy calling plans.
yea thats cute. real cute.
I think you are hot, ty
i think you're getting married to a woman. wrong choice...!
seriuosly wouldn't that be amazing.
what is a wonderwall anyway
and is jenny still really from the block.
does she really have alot?
more than you and i put together.
katie i love you
i love katie too.
we should all marry katie. i only want her on fridays.
i got saturdays
i got sundays too
i got the rest of the week and holidays
alright but i want mondays.
u got it
i know who i dont love. dave.
its ok cause nobody loves you either
and albanians rock. especially the female versions. and especially more so if their names start with a J.
i like intelligent women from long island who are computer programmers.
i hate vietnamese kids. them and the albanians
you know what the stupidest mix i've ever seen is... i dont think i've ever met anyone of this mix.. but imagine a polish person getting married to a bolivian. how weird would that be. i bet the kids would come out looking all polish bolivian and what not. not only dumb but bolivian.
that would be a sight for sore eyes. kinda like a short vietnamese. oh wait they are all short. vietnamese should just be a sub group of the midget category. instead of a race it should be a genetical defective group
whoa whoa... do you see YAO MING. he's a beast and half.. but there's no smart polish native is there. NO. so i win.
darn it. your too smart for me
DID YOU EVER SEE TUNE IN TOMORROW? With keanu and columbo? The whole movie Columbo hates albanians....
as in keanu reeves? they did a movie together? must have been a really bad movie
it was a bad movie.
i know kung fu. do you ?
but woman don't make good drivers..so why would you want to ride your wife?
i would to the driving. she'd just be transformed into the vehicle. geez. get it right girl. it's not that complicated.
dirty filthy hobbitses