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toxicgirl Feb 8, 2005

David Hasslehoff used to be a big hottie singer in Europe. I think it was the chest hair.

jamiephaser Feb 10, 2005

Gabs dad looks like David Hasselhoff. Except hes the sicilian version so he has back hair too.

toxicgirl Feb 16, 2005

hey that was a nobel effort in being funny. but, YOU FAILED. try again.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

please, don't ask him to try again, please, please

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