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hunkpapap Jan 18, 2003

if i ever got thrown out of a plane w/o a parachute, i'd be hoping to evolve some wings...

ok4now Jan 18, 2003

evolutionists would expect that your ancestors jumped outta planes w/o parachutes...and then eventually they figured out that wings would be good (except that you wouldn't HAVE ancestors if this we...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

Seriously though, if you fell out of a plane, at some point you'd flap your arms and try it. IT JUST MIGHT WORK! But then you'd get reality.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i'd try to steer myself to land on soft ground...or a really fat lady

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