i'm personally more concerned about why emus cannot fly, as opposed to chickens. like, there are 80 million chickens in the world, but only like 2 emus (and both are in thai's basement). and emu is low-fat.
yea i mean, i do care about the emus and would love to see one fly with that long neck and large robust round body. it'd be a sight for sore eyes for sure. but, think about the chicken :
" umm i'm gonna make you a bird, and you're gonna have wings "
" whoa i will be able to fly"
" whoa whoa dont get too excited, your wings wont work because i'm gonna make you fat"
" what noooooo"
" yea but i'll make you real tastey and make you taste like everything and you'll especially taste really good fried "
" sweeeeettttttt!"
yeah but imagine this-
colonel sanders: god, i wish i knew what do to with my life....if only there was a product that I could exploit by taking something healthy, coating it with batter, and catering the food to poor people....hmm...oh wait...an emu!