dude. he has to have black hair. can't be Brad Pitt.

well i was listening to the ol radio the other day, and they said they came out with this new stuff called "hair dye"...

well, I guess the question is: "would you still be in love with brad pitt if he died his hair black?"

no the REAL question is, why are all the married men on ezabel threatened by my masculinity? seriously, what's with all the gay jokes?

its not that, its that we dont want your gaydom to get anywhere near us!!!

no i think you guys are afraid i'm going to steal your wives