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web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

This has nothing to do with gay people, but *[I lost 5 pounds last week!]* Yeah! I'm so excited.

thefunkyfresh Apr 5, 2005

you should get the ol colon cleansing thing. according to mike you lose 20-40 pounds in one shot of course this is mike talking so who knows how accurate that is

brotherman Apr 5, 2005

What do they do shove a hose up your anus and suck out the junk?

originalsnob Apr 5, 2005

Colonics, Matt Damon, Casey, & Ben Affleck do that...but I thought they flushed in contrast to suck, lol .

web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

Yeah, it's flushing with warm water. It must be a horrible feeling. I don't even like talking to someone through the bathroom door when they're doing their business.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

OMG!!!! Seriously I think when you're behind that bathroom door you're the king and that is your throne... What you do during your reign, entirely your business. It makes me so edgy when people try and talk through the door or some people I know will even leave the door cracked (EWE) so they can contiune their conversation.

* I'm sure there's an exception regaurding married couples, or so I've heard, it's supposed to bea form flattery that one is THAT comfortable with their mate

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

No, I can't do it even with my husband.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

talk through the door, that is.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

eh, you get over it

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Eww! Never!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yeah, im not much of a fan of the open bathroom door policy... I close and lock and turn the fan on, lol.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow.... i dont even want to think about this...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

dude, for anything, if im sick or puking or whatever, i just dont like people around me when im not feeling good either. ya know?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i find it ironic that this is in the "food" forums because its making me naseous

WAHH im a baby, i cant handle talking about pooping... WAHHH

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i agree. it's not a big deal. i don't make a habit of it, but sometimes--it's ok.

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