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magnum magnumOG 2001

they hired 500 mexican's, each one runs with a bag of luggage to the place from where u drop it off

deanh77 deanh77Founder

Hey! I'm Mexican!.... ok not really, but what if I was?... I guess I could get a job at an airport.

Word of advice: don't tell mexican jokes at a wedding where the bride is mexican. especially if you're sitting at the table next to the bride's parents and you're kind of loud sometimes.

magnum magnumOG 2001

she was really mexican or of a spanish decent?

deanh77 deanh77Founder

she was REALLY mexican. I know the diff. well.. I'm learning.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah seriously it's highly important to know the difference. because not all mexicans are really mexican.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea and ive heard you dont like mexicans...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

Why did the mexican throw his wife out the window?








TEQUILA!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

this is the worst joke EVER. Yes. we've found it, after years of searching through back woods country and over fences...the "worst joke EVER" has been apprehended in what is being called the "chase of 2003". Mike Schiano, onlooker, was there when the joke was first discovered. Here's what he is reported as saying.


"I like fat. and cookies. and katie. In that order. WAAHOOOO!"

And there you have it, folks. Another town, made safer due to a menace hopefully being put away for a long, long time.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yeah okay i love you, too....listen is it really necessary to make fun of my jokes because you're insecure about yours?


And if you count to three (one two three)

You'll see there's no emergency

You'll see I'm not the enemy

Just a prisoner of society

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

come on i'm not insecure...i'm just...ok. i'm insecure. you win. just make jokes better!!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

great song. I love that CD.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

cha i sing it when im mad at my parents and my mom says what did you just say....and i'm like ohhh nothing

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha, thats messed up

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Props on that one homesssskillet.

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