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fivezero Jun 10, 2005

Today, I was processing the air trailer [a trailer full of priority packages and envelopes that is flown in on a plane]. The trailer is pulled up by a truck to a platform where theres a bank of co...

theremin thereminOG 2002

Do you hafta wear a uniform.. if not, I wanna job

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Nope. No uniform. I'm behind the scenes. I don't represent the public face of the company. I'm a UPS Morlock.

theremin thereminOG 2002

A'ight. Get me an application

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Doesn't work that way. I'll give you a number to call.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Fair enough (::in Jerry Stiller voice::)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i want to be one

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