ok, uhm, tattoos can be removed. it's expensive but it can be done. a piercing will always leave a scar (unless you get THAT removed)
hahahhaa, so true...nothing worse then a big fat belly, with a big fat dangly object hanging from it.
nice, all the married women agree with me :)
but seriously... look at my big fat belly! i'm accentuating it by wearing a cutoff shirt and a piece of jewlery. everybody look!
Yes there is....picture that, but in spandex.....SHINY spandex, no less. Ugh.
ugh, nice image.
shiny gold spandex, barely covering big old cottage cheesy legs, a WWF tee tied around the neck to reveal a big old flabby belly with a dangly ring
And a mullet....you forgot about the mullet. :)
dyed bright orange!
But not completely orange....there has to be some leftover platinum blonde in there from when she last had it dyed.
Two-tone haircolor is SO hot these days. Like a tiger.....grrrrrrr.....
