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fivezero Jul 25, 2005

your mom is a gold medalist in the bedroom olympics.

rocksupastar Jul 25, 2005

hahhaha, this one is just blatent...

fivezero Jul 25, 2005

your ma....ah nevermind. like you're never blatant!? eat it.

rocksupastar Jul 25, 2005

im a perfect angel guy... we need to hang out. Why dont you ever call me anymore... im a sad panda... your mom atleast is helping to fill that void.

fivezero Jul 25, 2005

fewl! i'd NEVER call you! maybe i'll call katie though. so i can peg her with 'mallows.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

aw shoot, she would hurt you BAD, lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

she looked at me with utter disgust when i did that. i felt like a kicked puppy, lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahahahhaha, yeah... ive gotten pretty used to that look... lol it happens quite a bit with me.

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