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flomojopoanode Dec 8, 2005

which would you rather? Have a tuba shoved up your butt for a week, or only be able to breathe underwater for 6 months?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Can you only breathe for 6 months and then you die; or you can only breathe under water for that time as in a short lived superpower???

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