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web-toedchloe Jan 4, 2006

Would you rather be able to fly, but be bald, or have super sight and hearing, but be fat?

coreyfeldman Jan 5, 2006

fly and be bald. Chicks would get over you being bald, as soon as they found out you could fly. Who would be be impressed by good eyesight and hearing?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

deft-mutes

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

valid point, but they would be impressed with any eyesight or hearing

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