Skip to main content
0 online
thefunkyfresh Jan 5, 2006

which would you rather: Be married to the girl (or guy) of you dreams, but have no arms or Have both of your arms but be married to a miserable, ugly, wretch

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'd want the girl of my dreams and no arms. i'd have some cool prosthetic limbs and sweet, sweet lovin'.

Welcome Back to eZabel

It's been a while. Here's what's new.

eZabel Lore

A complete history of our community — stats, Hall of Fame, legendary threads, and more.

View the Lore →

Everything Preserved

All 225,969 pieces of content from 2000–2014 are here — forums, messages, journals, photos, polls, and events.

💎

Gems

Spot something you love — a legendary comment, a classic thread, a great photo? Log in and click the diamond icon to mark it as a Gem. Add a note about why it's special. The best stuff surfaces on the Gems page.