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thefunkyfresh Jan 5, 2006

which would you rather: Be married to the girl (or guy) of you dreams, but have no arms or Have both of your arms but be married to a miserable, ugly, wretch

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

is the woman angelina? can she get prostetic arms that LOOK like her real ones?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no i'm saying that YOU have no arms

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmm... ok, can i have surgery to have prostetic arms attached?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah but they can't be robotic, they can only be for show

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