I totally want to go to this place, but I'll be camping that day

getting with the spirit, i think you should at least dress like a ninja that night and jump out and surprise your fellow campers...

a ninja with glasses, a bad haircut, and a wife? no way, bro. leave the ninja garb at home.

oh snap. I HAVE A BAD HAIRCUT?!

maybe 3 out of the maybe 4 or so i've met you . . . your hair was a hair above normal. just a hair.

also ninjas who need glasses probably drink an ancient cure-all for super-sight or whatever. orrrrr they get sweet red contacts so they can see well AND strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.