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fivezero Jan 23, 2006

*[Funny Jack Bauer Facts]* -You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. -If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, h...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHA! this was great! i love jack. the first one was my favorite: You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. so funny. hahha

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i was trying to read these outloud to austin, and barely could say some of them cuz i was laughing too hard. haha

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