which would you rather? Have a skidmark/breathmint? Skidmint. Need I say more? OR Have a constantly melting, neverending icecream sandwich/mustache. Unsightly? Yes. Delicious? Yes. ...

is everyone clear what sort of skidmark I mean? The kind in your underpants. Or in the bottom of a toilet

in england they call dirty pants -- skiddy knickers. i almost died.