i do not think this is funny at all. it's a sad situation and the fact that you mock it, is something i do not understand. but it is true.

"q[I can't stress enough how this is sarcasm...]q"

no. no. ian . no. no. lies. lies. all lies.

half and half

i prefer straight milk in my coffee

I prefer my coffee black with Splenda for sweetening

i use non-dairy creamer, for obvious reasons.