Matt, I just read the story... Very interesting, I think it would have been funnier if you hacked into their computers and removed the reports and in return replaced it with pictures of pink paintball shots (it would have been like a movie... "I Know What You Did Last Night" - Starring Matt Kelly as himself and Alex Kelly as Ferris Beuller) ...this line here "again you do tend to run faster when you are running AWAY than when you are chasing somebody" gives me hope that I too could possibly out run the Kelly's when playing football...