hahaha. Well, fortunately, as "enticing" as it sounds to have you come instead of the other women (note I didn't say "instead of a woman"), I think I will stick to one of my previously mentioned 4. What if I danced your pants off? That's like ipecac, and my sister's wedding would be a puke-fest! Now the ladies don't wear pants, they wear dresses/skirts. And no one has ever heard of someone dancing their dresses/skirts off. Maybe their butts off. That would stink. Probably literally, but even if not literally, who wants a girl w/o a butt? Seriously?

/Ramble off