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ilikebirds Jul 27, 2006

AHHHH MARRiAGE Silly people and their silly marriages end in silly divorces. Serioues people and their serious marriages end in serioues divorces. That absolutely makes no sense

juicymango Jul 27, 2006

it totally makes sense, dude - you need a perfect mix of silly and serious, stir it up, and you have a good marriage haha

ilikebirds Jul 27, 2006

noo marriage only works when you really want to have sexual relations and the person you want to have it with is the cutest of all their friends... thats the KEY to marriage.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

genius

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I know. I'm amazing.

I also find that... once you slightly feel pressure to get married yet there is no-one perfect for you - SETTLING is the best option. Definately settle.

yea..

See Marriage is a door with many Keys.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

marriage is a door that looks smaller and smaller all the time. and i aint alice. and this aint wonderland.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you're late
you're late

for a very important date

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm always right on time

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