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ilikebirds Jul 27, 2006

AHHHH MARRiAGE Silly people and their silly marriages end in silly divorces. Serioues people and their serious marriages end in serioues divorces. That absolutely makes no sense

juicymango Jul 27, 2006

it totally makes sense, dude - you need a perfect mix of silly and serious, stir it up, and you have a good marriage haha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Yea...
my marriage situation is goign to be

Silly people in a serious marriage
ends in super awesome good times.
That is until she talks back to me... and doesn't buy me fruit snacks everytime she goes shopping.

i mean seriously

reaf reafOG 2002

LOL
Ah I cant tell you how many fruit snacks i bought over the past three years.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

seriously.. fruit snacks are the key to a successful marriage.

anything ever goes wrong.. or someone is upset.. just show up neked with fruitsnacks.

you just can't be angry anymore after that

reaf reafOG 2002

My grandma always said the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

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