haha, i don't have to give any kind of speech as far as i know. and i really don't plan on it!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! *bell clanging* Hear ye!
I call on all those eZabeler's deemed worthy of attending hear said nuptials, to ply our leader with potent potables, wherein saturation levels have been sufficiently accomplished to ensure verbal diarrhea please begin video taping and hand gameboy a microphone, THEN, and only then, have him say a few words for the happy couple!
:-P