Why don't people confuse Pirates with KNIghtS?
because they don't wear ARRRRRRMOR
what do you call a pirate that looks at me?
Arrrrrrroused
What is a pirates favorite science?
ARRRRRRRRRCHEOLOGY
What job do most pirates take up after retiring from piracy and such?
ARRRRRRRRRRRCHITECTURE!
What is a pirates favorite gas on the periodic table of elements?
ARRRRRRRRRgon
How do you pick up a pirate ?
... Hey baby baby pirate.. what sign are you?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRies
What do you call a pirate that talks back to you?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRguementative
oh my goodness, i busted out laughing when i read that and now that girl is really looking at me