http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14922482/

"The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said."

LOLERSKATES, who gets into a fight with a panda? Drunken chinese people!