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iwz Oct 1, 2006

right on, brother. you're on the right track! singleness is a blessing :)

magnum Oct 1, 2006

Darn right! I may spend thousands on my car but if it wrecks i can at least salvage most of the parts and get some of my money back. Try getting any money or whatever back after a relationship wrec...

superhero superheroOG 2004

are you for real, dude? what if someone steals your car and you never get it back or any parts? sure, you have insurance money, but that won't cover all your modifications ...

magnum magnumOG 2001

trust me its not going anywhere, you have a better chance of your gf cheating on you then it getting stolen.

superhero superheroOG 2004

uh dude i don't have a gf

magnum magnumOG 2001

NOOOO then my car has been stolen

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