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socalgal Oct 2, 2006

so my friends finally scared me with a midget this weekend. we were dancing and i was turned away from a few of the girls (they were behind me) and i felt something brush my thigh. i look down an...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Midgets like it when you knee them in the face

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

you better wear gloves when you do that...

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