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alex Oct 4, 2006

i think the toughest decision for jp is not finding someone to marry, but choosing just one of all the millions of hot girls lined up to marry him, lol. for serious jp, it's easy... JUST PICK ON...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Why just one?

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

^^^^^^^^closet mormon^^^^^^^^

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

This is getting ridiculous. Cruise - it's time you come out of the closet.
You're not fooling anyone.

But..but i'm not in the closet.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Now john Travolta is in the closet. Tom Cruise and John Travolta will not come out of the closet....

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

lol best ever

anddd john travolta really .. should just.. admit it..

malibu malibuOG 2001

part of scientology teaching is that all men should be bi.

magnum magnumOG 2001

and that kids was the disgusting fact of the day

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

They Marry multiple women.. which is just insane. Who would want to do that?? Seriously.

Dating multiple women is a whole different story.

jp jpOG 2003

mormonism is great, from first hand experience. i wish some of the people that call me "the mormon" were on this site.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

OMG I only called you that 'cause Chrissy said everyone does...I SWEAR I THOUGHT IT WAS CAUSE OF THE ARGYLE VEST! lol!!!

jp jpOG 2003

do mormons wear argyle vests? if so, i'm almost there

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