I actually had a similar experience, minus all the lies, of course. I had a girl I met at the college actually corner me, and ask me out. She had me pinned up against the wall. I explained that she was great and all, but I really don't date outside of my religion. She was let down, but it was okay.
Don't lie....you really threw ninja stars at her, didn't you? :)
Me too. Of course, then my alarm went off and I had to get up for work.