lol!! and again, when it happened, i looked down at my foot with such horror, disgust and sheer disappointment. How dare you land wrong, foot? HOW DARE YOU!?!
should just cut it off, that will show it
i get so disappointed when my body rebels against me and my belief that i am a superhero
AWWWW i've done that too. and then you're like "um ok i'm really losing it cause i'm getting angry at a body part" HAHA