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alex Nov 3, 2006

don't listen to any of these fools, jp. everyone knows that marriage has nothing to do with "love". marriage is all about GETTIN' IT ON!!! WHOOOOOEEEE!!!

malibu Nov 6, 2006

for this reason i'd love to have a simple quick ceremony and then plan a big party for later like a normal wedding months later so that nobody could make those annoying jokes or winks for months on...

superhero Nov 7, 2006

yeah the annoying jokes are just so aggravating and they continue on through married life try telling someone that it's hard to sleep when you get married due to having someone else in the be...

thefunkyfresh Nov 7, 2006

i dunno, for some reason i don't forsee this being annoying to me. i guess i'll find out eventually

malibu malibuOG 2001

no it starts out being hysterical cuz its just your friends but then the oddest people just bust out the creepiest comments

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