don't listen to any of these fools, jp. everyone knows that marriage has nothing to do with "love". marriage is all about GETTIN' IT ON!!! WHOOOOOEEEE!!!

for this reason i'd love to have a simple quick ceremony and then plan a big party for later like a normal wedding months later so that nobody could make those annoying jokes or winks for months on...

Since we're on this topic, I have to ask.....did any of you other married folks (or friends of married folks, did you hear about this ever) feel like you were gonna get in trouble when you left you...

my best friend felt so guilty she said....she said after she returned from her honeymoon she felt like every time the phone rang she thought it was going to be one of her elders...LOL

that's awful. you shouldn't feel guilty for having...you know...after you're married.

its lighthearted. its cause when you date for that period of time, then all of a sudden you're alone...its understood how they can feel guilty. LOL

wait...you dont need chaperones once your married?

Nope, you are free to grab her. Haha...

When I was younger me and my best friend swore that each of us as part of the wedding/ honeymoon would have a suite secretly reserved. The plan was that on the BIG NIGHT we'd sneak out (under the ...

i dont understand what you mean

We were totally nervous about...STUFF. So anyway we each promised the other that (since we automatically assumed we'd be eachothers maid of honor) when we were booking the honeymoon suite (on a ...

lol, ok i get it now. so basically you get the benefit of having a wedding without having to go thru with the nitty gritty haha, pretty nice for your future husband!

Later in the evening he would. LOL!

i changed my comment :) it came out a little innuendo-ish pretty much everything i wanted to say sounded unintentionally dirty tho