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rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

So this weekend I found out something... hmmm how should i describe this. Niave? Cute? Clueless? Well whatever the term you would pick... Anyways, in a conversation I had with Webtoed, she thought that my INCESSANT ramblings about "Fergie" was in reference to the Dutchess of York, and not to the sexy singer... So yeah, I find this hilarious. Pics below to show the difference..

Fergie from the black eyed peas... hotness

Duchess Of York... with puppies

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hahaha - "clueless". I just didn't want to but you. I figured you have your own taste in women and I wasn't going to question it. :)

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

I meant "bug" you. I always type poorly on monday mornings.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

And also in my defense, I barely pay attention to your ramblings - I pick one word here, one word there, because I think that's all you have to contribute anyway. :P

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

one day someone is going to collect all my postings, thoughts, ideas, poetry, and write a book... And you will come to my book signing and i WONT sign YOUR book... yeah... i wont!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

"Poetry"? If what you write is ever considered poetry, I'm going to stop reading completely.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

web toed chloe is gay
nobody cares what she has to say
she lives in a hick state
but a pretty cool mate

all she does is complain
shows alot of distain
Id like to flush her down a drain

Id like to kick her in the shin
but my foot reaches her chin
la la... cat in the hat is great
um... checkmate.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHA OMG mikey i almost spit out my tea....

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

"Disdain" is spelled with a "d", professor.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you still are short...

magnum magnumOG 2001

wow beyond hilarous, haha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i still dont get why peeps dont think she's hot. she looks dang hot for a 31 year old. and beleive me i've seen some 21-25 year olds that look OLDER than fergie!

magnum magnumOG 2001

i think has to do with the tranny like looking face. She scares me!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

lol tranny?

magnum magnumOG 2001

oh you know what i mean!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Rule #1. Dont date girls who do or used to do Crystal Meth!

superhero superheroOG 2004

it's taken me all day to admit this, but

i am kind of attracted to Fergie, Duchess of York. I always have been. I think it's because she moved to America to hide and lose weight. Or maybe it's the fact that she married royalty. I don't know.

iwz iwz

woooow dude... WOOOOOW

theremin thereminOG 2002

Well then, at least it's not Fergie - Alex Ferguson or Fergie - Craig Ferguson you're attracted to.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

or ferguson from clarissa explains it all

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