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rocksupastarFounder ·

So this weekend I found out something... hmmm how should i describe this. Niave? Cute? Clueless? Well whatever the term you would pick... Anyways, in a conversation I had with Webtoed, she thought that my INCESSANT ramblings about "Fergie" was in reference to the Dutchess of York, and not to the sexy singer... So yeah, I find this hilarious. Pics below to show the difference..

Fergie from the black eyed peas... hotness

Duchess Of York... with puppies

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Hahaha - "clueless". I just didn't want to but you. I figured you have your own taste in women and I wasn't going to question it. :)

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I meant "bug" you. I always type poorly on monday mornings.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

And also in my defense, I barely pay attention to your ramblings - I pick one word here, one word there, because I think that's all you have to contribute anyway. :P

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rocksupastarFounder ·

one day someone is going to collect all my postings, thoughts, ideas, poetry, and write a book... And you will come to my book signing and i WONT sign YOUR book... yeah... i wont!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

"Poetry"? If what you write is ever considered poetry, I'm going to stop reading completely.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

web toed chloe is gay
nobody cares what she has to say
she lives in a hick state
but a pretty cool mate

all she does is complain
shows alot of distain
Id like to flush her down a drain

Id like to kick her in the shin
but my foot reaches her chin
la la... cat in the hat is great
um... checkmate.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHA OMG mikey i almost spit out my tea....

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

"Disdain" is spelled with a "d", professor.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you still are short...

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

wow beyond hilarous, haha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i still dont get why peeps dont think she's hot. she looks dang hot for a 31 year old. and beleive me i've seen some 21-25 year olds that look OLDER than fergie!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

i think has to do with the tranny like looking face. She scares me!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

lol tranny?

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

oh you know what i mean!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Rule #1. Dont date girls who do or used to do Crystal Meth!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

it's taken me all day to admit this, but

i am kind of attracted to Fergie, Duchess of York. I always have been. I think it's because she moved to America to hide and lose weight. Or maybe it's the fact that she married royalty. I don't know.

iwz iwz ·

woooow dude... WOOOOOW

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Well then, at least it's not Fergie - Alex Ferguson or Fergie - Craig Ferguson you're attracted to.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

or ferguson from clarissa explains it all

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