my boss puts tons of stuff in my friends pockets cuz he wears such baggy pants so he said one time he went to hollywood video and he took his wallet from his back pocket to pay and an anchovy flopped out from his wallet onto the counter with a bunch of chickpeas.

or one time he woke up after a night of drinking in a strange house and kept wondering why it smelled like fish and it was because he had bad clams in his pocket and that's why his game was so bad the night before. hysterical!!