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juicymango Feb 20, 2007

times my husband or I have said "i'm so glad we don't have kids" - countless times either of us said "i wish we had kids" - ZERO we've been married close to 5 years and I'm almost 28 and I have...

chuggie Feb 20, 2007

I swear if you have a boy you have to name him Captain.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

YEAH! Or Sergeant! Sergeant Valentine! SOLD!

See now, if I thought too much of myself I'd name him Admiral and make him wear a set of replica pins that state his rank.

malibu malibuOG 2001

have you ever read catch 22 where they're in the army and they have Major Major. he was immediately promoted to major and unable to rise higher b/c the army was keeping their only major major. catch 22.

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