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web-toedchloe Feb 21, 2007

I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was follo...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

he was trying to holla at ya

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