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web-toedchloe Feb 21, 2007

I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was follo...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hahaha OMG there are guys like that at the gym that think they're all buff and you're like "honey that aint muscle its all flabby cakes" cracks me up!!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

now i want exactly two crab cakes, with wasabi mustard

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