Skip to main content
eZabel
Login
0 online
Forum / Today is the greatest day of your life! View full thread →
web-toedchloe Feb 21, 2007

I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was follo...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hahaha OMG there are guys like that at the gym that think they're all buff and you're like "honey that aint muscle its all flabby cakes" cracks me up!!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

now i want exactly two crab cakes, with wasabi mustard

← View full thread

Welcome Back to eZabel

It's been a while. Here's what's new.

eZabel Lore

A complete history of our community — stats, Hall of Fame, legendary threads, and more.

View the Lore →

Everything Preserved

All 225,969 pieces of content from 2000–2014 are here — forums, messages, journals, photos, polls, and events.

💎

Gems

Spot something you love — a legendary comment, a classic thread, a great photo? Log in and click the diamond icon to mark it as a Gem. Add a note about why it's special. The best stuff surfaces on the Gems page.