Nonsense...smart people do dumb stuff all the time.

In Switzerland, I needed to clean the floor of my apartment. The school was supposed to supply us with cleaning supplies but all they gave me was this mop from 1902. I didn't have any multi-purpose cleaner and I wasn't going to go buy a whole bottle (it was expensive) because I was only going to be there for a short amount of time. So what did I do? I used dishwash soap to clean the floor. It didn't work too well because it just ended up being soapy..