Pretty soon they'll shorten it to MASTA! and then eventually to MASSA! then their neighbors will be confused when they hear them running around the yard yelling such crazy things
yeah pretty much it's Maston hahaha... 3-syllable dog names are hard! lol
i also call him Boy
and then they'll start screaming it in a high pitched falsetto voice like theeess: HEEEEEEEYYYYY MAAAAAAASSSTTTAAAAAAALLLOOOOOUIEEEEEEE while hopping around like rednecks having a hoedown spittin tabackeee