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coreyfeldman Mar 19, 2007

Calling all Geeks! I'm doing an ad for an accelerometer. I need to think of something clever that geeks will find amusing. Senses more motion than ________

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a pinball machine?
a 1000dpi optical mouse?
the leading competition?
ACME brand?
a SixAxis/PS3 Controller?
your mom's stomach on a roller coaster?
a crappy CD player?
an unparked Hard Drive?
a speedtrap?
a seismometer?
southeast asia?
your wife when you're getting into bed way too late?
a rabid squirrel?

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Thanks, I like the wife one, but it's too long. The more i think about the rabid squirrel the funnier it is.

I might work them all in including the ones below as well

yay yayOG 2004

ding. Things you shout at with brownies in your mouth while drinking chocolate milk.

yay yayOG 2004

ding. Things you feed a newborn

yay yayOG 2004

ding. Things that are fun to fart on

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