Calling all Geeks! I'm doing an ad for an accelerometer. I need to think of something clever that geeks will find amusing. Senses more motion than ________
the refrigerator light?
the dog?
the motion sensor in the garage?
ray charles?
ding. things you should put in your pants.
ding. Things you lick when you are thirsty.
HAHAHAHA this made me crack up!
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