earlier today i tried to squeeze out a little discreet silent fart, but it ended up being quite audible... so i had to try to pretend i was adjusting my chair hoping that others would think that th...

so if you had one wish, would you take that moment back and fart silently?

haha... i thought you hated sarah silverman

i think it was someone else who hated her. I never really liked her but that skit made me fall in love a little bit. Like mostly i've been indifferent about her.