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malibu May 24, 2007

so to update i went to a brother that does deep tissue neurology massages. the most painful experience ever. something that i imagine having children is like. his conclusion of my back problems was...

iwz May 24, 2007

did you go to Derek Oliver? and did he make you fart?

malibu malibuOG 2001

i did indeed go to derek but no on the farting question. which leads me to believe that you have gone and he made you fart. he just gave me bruises.

iwz iwz

I will never go for fear of farting.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

hey ian, remember the time when you farted so loud you woke up the WORLD?

iwz iwz

lol, good morning!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

really?? i think that would be the ultimate relief. not only are your muscles feeling better but u also get to fart

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

plus if you do, you solve the problem of being susceptible to spontaneous combustion

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