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punkprincess Jun 7, 2007

Why can't it be like the old days. Man is introduced to hot woman from another tribe, they get married, have 86 kids, they live happily ever after.>>>>>>>>why you think dating is retarded

brotherman Jun 7, 2007

Because I suck at it.

punkprincess Jun 7, 2007

no i meant, that statement that you made is the reason why you think dating sucks. have a different outlook and it wouldn't "be so dumb" its all about perception. i loved dating (yes there were tim...

punkprincess Jun 7, 2007

my mom has a joke: brothers over 40 in the truth are the same as parking lots....all the good ones are taken, and all thats left are handicapped. hahaha

g.f.s.rocks Jun 7, 2007

I have a joke: sisters in their late 20's in the truth are the same as parking lots....all the good ones are taken, and all thats left are handicapped. hahaha

thefunkyfresh Jun 7, 2007

i think it's more like this: witness girls like parking lots, they're either taken, too young, or ugly

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Matt, they are never too young... you just have to wait till they turn legal...

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