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brothermanOG 2004 ·

LOL!!! Who's the Jolly Candy Man. Hahahaha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

matt opanawitz

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Don't think I know him. I laughed when I saw that screen name.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

The name actually makes me think of that Scrubs' episode now: My Dream Job. I think it's third season?

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

ha! the one where imagines being the candy man and he eats turks hand? so funny

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yes! And later he eats his ear and Turk just goes, "Dude, why do you keep looking at me like that?"

Great episode.

Also is the one where their friend reveals that Dr. Cox is the father or Jordan's baby:
Friend: "Oh, congratulations."
Dr. Cox: "On what?"
Friend: "You had a baby"
JD: "No, she had a baby."
Friend: "But you said it was his...you also said something else.."
Turk: "That he didn't know about it yet."
Friend: "Oh right."

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

and the one where he describes how ryan reynolds changed his life forever.
"why don't you just mousse the crap outta it?" (about j.d.'s hair)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i think of that everytime i see mousse

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I love that. I want to cut all my hair off again and have JD hair.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Was that the hair you had at ur baptism??? So funkalicious!
Was it pointy to the touch??? Do it AGAIN! Wait NO I bought you something and hmmmm that might not work w/ it =/

We shall see!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... i remember that one

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

Greetings. My name isn't to be laughed at. I had to buy it off of ebay. It set me back pretty badly

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hey, matt!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

how are you doing?!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

excellent! Got any news? I do. I got a girl! She's awesome.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

awesome - whats her name? do I know her? I dont realy have any news

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

her name is Leah

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

get. out.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

haha... Jealous?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

so very

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

We need to do something about the woman shortage in NJ. Lets bring in some Mexicans. LOL!

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alexOG 2001 · brotherman

or we could just kick you out, and they would all come flocking.

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brothermanOG 2004 · alex

Probably true. I'm pretty scary looking.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder · brotherman

She's from Arizona

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brothermanOG 2004 · flomojopoanode

Oh yeah. Well tell her to hook me up. Haha...

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jollycandymanOG 2001 · flomojopoanode

whereabouts? one of my friends in my hall is dating a girl from Numa, arizona

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · brotherman

dude, there's plenty

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 · brotherman

Or you can just bring them in from the cities... because there are loads of them there and we all know how much you love city girls... haha

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brothermanOG 2004 · g.f.s.rocks

Uh...No. Haha... Bad mix.

iwz iwz ·

sup cuz!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

hey! hows the wii?

iwz iwz ·

it's wiicked dude. haven't seen you guys in a while! how's pioneering?

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

great. we are going to illinois in August for unassigned terrritory

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

good follow-up, haha

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

awesome! that's news, dude!! C'mon!

By the way, Opie, you would really LOVE the TV series "Arrested Development" if you haven't already started watching it.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

ive only seen a couple, but loved them. Do you have the DVD?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

no but JP does.

katiedid katiedidFounder ·

SO WEIRD!! You posted that comment 2 minutes before I randomly texted you about getting together to watch Arrested Development.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

are you gonna see "transformers"? or are you still scarred cause you couldn't have the toys?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I had the toys and my mom threw them out after an elder scolded her about them. I was crushed. They were my favorite toys.

iwz iwz ·

haha, same experience for me as well. man, i missed those little guys.

Can't wait to see it!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I used to have the constructicons to form devestator.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

WHY did the elder scold your mom?

iwz iwz ·

in my case, a CO had a problem with them because they: a) had guns and b) were 'transformers', like how Satan transforms himself into angel of light.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Here's a simple solution... You throw the guns out. Then they are just robots that become vehicles. Adults of the 80's....geesh...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

DUDE! Thats all my parents did, made me toss the guns then thye were cool

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brothermanOG 2004 · hunkpapap

Some people are just strange. I remember that same guy told my Dad that hunting is not scriptural. He soon changed his stance and would always ask my Dad what he got on a hunting excursion. LOL!

The guy I'm speaking of would surprise many of you. And ironically is the the teacher of the person who studied with me before I got baptized.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh my

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

so its not like being able to watch snow white and the seven dwarves because she was a single woman living w/7 men?

iwz iwz ·

lol that's a new one to me. forget the whole witch thing, and focus on the immorality of a woman living with little single people

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · iwz

LOL one CO mentioned that in his talk YEARS ago about being self righteous and how we need to be careful when we look beyond deep into things. LOL

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I don't know. I guess he saw them in our house and knew the Autobots and Decipticons battled one another. Actually he wasn't even an elder then. He was a MS.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

both for me. Scarred, but going to see it.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

give me a call when you go, haven't hung out in... forever

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i had a few of them. movie looks cool

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

yo matt what's up man! i'm supposed to meet up with your cousin jaline in a couple of weeks!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

Cool! who are you

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

HAhaha... thats Dan Hill

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

Jaline as in Brianne and Jaline?

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