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brothermanOG 2004

LOL!!! Who's the Jolly Candy Man. Hahahaha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

matt opanawitz

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brothermanOG 2004

Don't think I know him. I laughed when I saw that screen name.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

The name actually makes me think of that Scrubs' episode now: My Dream Job. I think it's third season?

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jollycandymanOG 2001

ha! the one where imagines being the candy man and he eats turks hand? so funny

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yes! And later he eats his ear and Turk just goes, "Dude, why do you keep looking at me like that?"

Great episode.

Also is the one where their friend reveals that Dr. Cox is the father or Jordan's baby:
Friend: "Oh, congratulations."
Dr. Cox: "On what?"
Friend: "You had a baby"
JD: "No, she had a baby."
Friend: "But you said it was his...you also said something else.."
Turk: "That he didn't know about it yet."
Friend: "Oh right."

malibu malibuOG 2001

and the one where he describes how ryan reynolds changed his life forever.
"why don't you just mousse the crap outta it?" (about j.d.'s hair)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i think of that everytime i see mousse

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I love that. I want to cut all my hair off again and have JD hair.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Was that the hair you had at ur baptism??? So funkalicious!
Was it pointy to the touch??? Do it AGAIN! Wait NO I bought you something and hmmmm that might not work w/ it =/

We shall see!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... i remember that one

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jollycandymanOG 2001

Greetings. My name isn't to be laughed at. I had to buy it off of ebay. It set me back pretty badly

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

hey, matt!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

how are you doing?!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

excellent! Got any news? I do. I got a girl! She's awesome.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

awesome - whats her name? do I know her? I dont realy have any news

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

her name is Leah

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

get. out.

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brothermanOG 2004

haha... Jealous?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

so very

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brothermanOG 2004

We need to do something about the woman shortage in NJ. Lets bring in some Mexicans. LOL!

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

or we could just kick you out, and they would all come flocking.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Probably true. I'm pretty scary looking.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder brotherman

She's from Arizona

Oh yeah. Well tell her to hook me up. Haha...

whereabouts? one of my friends in my hall is dating a girl from Numa, arizona

dude, there's plenty

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 brotherman

Or you can just bring them in from the cities... because there are loads of them there and we all know how much you love city girls... haha

Uh...No. Haha... Bad mix.

iwz iwz

sup cuz!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

hey! hows the wii?

iwz iwz

it's wiicked dude. haven't seen you guys in a while! how's pioneering?

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jollycandymanOG 2001

great. we are going to illinois in August for unassigned terrritory

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

good follow-up, haha

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

awesome! that's news, dude!! C'mon!

By the way, Opie, you would really LOVE the TV series "Arrested Development" if you haven't already started watching it.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

ive only seen a couple, but loved them. Do you have the DVD?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

no but JP does.

katiedid katiedidFounder

SO WEIRD!! You posted that comment 2 minutes before I randomly texted you about getting together to watch Arrested Development.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

are you gonna see "transformers"? or are you still scarred cause you couldn't have the toys?

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brothermanOG 2004

I had the toys and my mom threw them out after an elder scolded her about them. I was crushed. They were my favorite toys.

iwz iwz

haha, same experience for me as well. man, i missed those little guys.

Can't wait to see it!

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brothermanOG 2004

I used to have the constructicons to form devestator.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

WHY did the elder scold your mom?

iwz iwz

in my case, a CO had a problem with them because they: a) had guns and b) were 'transformers', like how Satan transforms himself into angel of light.

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brothermanOG 2004

Here's a simple solution... You throw the guns out. Then they are just robots that become vehicles. Adults of the 80's....geesh...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

DUDE! Thats all my parents did, made me toss the guns then thye were cool

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brothermanOG 2004 hunkpapap

Some people are just strange. I remember that same guy told my Dad that hunting is not scriptural. He soon changed his stance and would always ask my Dad what he got on a hunting excursion. LOL!

The guy I'm speaking of would surprise many of you. And ironically is the the teacher of the person who studied with me before I got baptized.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oh my

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

so its not like being able to watch snow white and the seven dwarves because she was a single woman living w/7 men?

iwz iwz

lol that's a new one to me. forget the whole witch thing, and focus on the immorality of a woman living with little single people

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 iwz

LOL one CO mentioned that in his talk YEARS ago about being self righteous and how we need to be careful when we look beyond deep into things. LOL

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brothermanOG 2004

I don't know. I guess he saw them in our house and knew the Autobots and Decipticons battled one another. Actually he wasn't even an elder then. He was a MS.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

both for me. Scarred, but going to see it.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

give me a call when you go, haven't hung out in... forever

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i had a few of them. movie looks cool

superhero superheroOG 2004

yo matt what's up man! i'm supposed to meet up with your cousin jaline in a couple of weeks!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

Cool! who are you

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

HAhaha... thats Dan Hill

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

Jaline as in Brianne and Jaline?

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