when im at the gym my goal is to fail. i pummel my body and lead it like a slave. i want to put on as much weight as possible, so i eat as much as possible. i completely exhaust myself every day by...

Yeah I know just lifting the bar can be quite the pummeling experience for you. Hahaha...

the bar must be pretty easy for you to lift by now, seeing as you carry one around stuck up your butt...ALL THE TIME! OH!