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hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

man i ended up dating a girl once because of a hug thing. It was a friend of mine and i hugged her at the end of a wedding reception. She thought that meant i liked her even though i did it to a number of other sisters and she started calling me and hanging out more. The whole time i didn't know it was because of the hug. Anyway that was 3 years ago and now she is amrried and was on the cover of last years wedding awake.....

reaf reafOG 2002

it seems your luck with the ladies is crazy!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah i had to place that awake, and you know what, she wasn't that pretty.

reaf reafOG 2002

ha

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wooooooah i made reaf laugh...but just becuase you laughed, don't think this changes anything between us, your car is still gettin lowered this weekend, whether you want it to or not

magnum magnumOG 2001

u got a ha, not a haha which is a certified laugh, u got half a chuckle if that from her

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

quiet crappola, or your car is gettin the wheels stolen

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

all i gotta do is call up jahanna and give the word, and your gas tank is gonna be filled with salt. or sugar. or possibly hairspray. i can't remember which.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

a golf-ball full of anti-freeze. wait, no. def. do not do that.

magnum magnumOG 2001

hah she could care less what u say, cause shes my friend u evil one

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 magnum

hahhaa, yea i'm like barney, i'm everyone's friend.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 tesoro

and you're big and purple

not mine...you wacko

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

that's what we should do sat morn. Toilet paper and wet someones car. I say a certain yellow xterra...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

you have NOOO idea. I don't know how these women find me. But this is my theory: on the back of their weekend pass from the asylum is my picture and a map to my house........

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, thats terrible! yet a really good explanation.

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